Witch Outfit?
No, Dolls, it's not a spelling error... it's Halloween! And I have every SURPRISE-ing detail of the trending la mode to spill! Everyone loves Halloween for different reasons but whether it's for possessing obscene amounts of candy, trick or treating or watching your annual re-watch of Coraline, one fact remains consistent... the perfect outfit is essential. I'm INSANE-ly excited to use excessive Halloween terminology & puns throughout this blog post and even more excited for you to reap the benefits that will arise after learning, studying, living and breathing in all of my advice! So, Dolls, let's get started!
A fresh manicure is a TREAT that makes you feel as equally pretty as it does ALIVE. This season, it is critical that you strive for perfection, which is an uncommon statement from COS. I implement this added pressure because I am certain that I have the tools to make perfection possible. And it's not possible without your DEAD-ly manicure! Mystery and intrigue fall under the MIDNIGHT hour which is why bold black embellished with the SWEET-ness of glitter, designs and the colour pink is the only manicure decision to be made. Whether you choose dainty cobweb designs, haunting ghost designs or baby pumpkin designs to accentuate black french manicures or entirely opaque black nails, every other GOBLIN will be wishing they were you!
I believe that there are two types of MEAN girls in this world: Regina George and Cady Heron. Let's start with the sexy kinda gal who takes advantage of "the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut." I love a slutty costume as much as the next and my blog is the safe space you've always desired, free of judgement and full of advice. The secret to mastering Regina is finding an ANGEL amongst a crowd of DEVILS... basically, being slutty in the classiest of ways. Because being sexy involves an element of style, found by embodying the illustrivity of a movie character icon, uniquely wearing what others have worn a thousand times over or blood-ifying the living. Costume ideas include:
Mia Wallace- Pulp Fiction, Jane Smith- Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Jennifer Check- Jennifer's Body...
Corpse Bride, Catwoman, Playboy Bunny...
Bloody Princess, Bloody Tinker Bell, Bloody Angel...
Don't worry my Cady's of the world, I could never forget you! If your Halloween TREAT is playing a TRICK, it is my humble opinion that you'll hold the highest count of people TURNING IN THEIR GRAVES. I'm not here to judge, Dolls, I'm here to assist you in making your deepest desire a reality. Being GRUESOME requires a level of BRUTALITY that most cannot bare. Therefore, having attention come your way is something you cannot afford. Do not allow space for a moment of desire other than your own and be certain that the only attention you draw is FEAR of your SPOOKINESS and not the attention of any unrequited CHARM. Therefore, you must exclude dainty jewellery, sweet shades of lipstick or darling scents of Miss Dior eau de parfum. Your only focus must be your FREAKISH-ly frightening costume: Everlong bandages as you embark on your journey of mummification, sky-high pointed hats and full coverage cloaks as you transition into witch-ville or unbearably colourful strokes of EVIL le maquillage on a GHOST-ly white face as you transform into Pennywise.
It is clear that Halloween makes room for all WALKS OF LIFE, so long as you adhere to one rule... you must be dead! 'Tis the season to act on your intuition, for your inner calling will be applauded, rewarded and accepted no matter your choice of outer shell. Halloween isn't a time to play it safe, Dolls, so you better be audacious, bold and most of all SHOCK-ing!
Happy Halloween my sexy, spooky & sweet Shopaholics!
Kisses,
COS x
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